World's Greatest...

Awards for everyday tasks, esoteric competitions, and imagined honors.

A Good Run

Serves Up

Best Angle

Super #1 Honorable Mention

Bowled Over (100)

Best of Both Worlds

Payphone of the Year 1997 (Raleigh, NC)

All Green Lights Down Jones Street

Cracker Challenge Champion

Props

Best Sleep in Weeks

Special Achievement in Light Switch Plates

Silver Lining Cup or the Daydream Award

Found Your Keys Cup or the Needle in a Haystack Award

Grass is Greener Cup or the Best Lawn in Town

Speed Racer

World's Greatest